This spam solicitation in today’s email was so poorly written that I could not resist sharing it with readers of NursingWriting.com —
Nxxx Pxxx and Cxxx journal asking you to send manuscript to publish under a single roof with Pxxx. You are free to gain the below features:
Express review process
Get processing confirmation (accept or reject by quality team) from Editorial Office within 24-48 hours when the time of submission
Review process within 3 weeks of time frame.
Article published instantly with Editor final acceptance.
Cite Factor, Research Bib, SHERPA/ROMEO, ISI and more….
You can send an article by the reply to this email.
I strongly believe that I could have a submission from you within the deadline: July 15th 2016.
[Memo to Editor: I strongly believe that you could not have a submission from me . . . ever.]